RWHAG! HALLOWEEN SNUCK UP ON THE CANNIBAL STORY THIS YEAR!!! SO INSTEAD OF A NEW HORROR EP, HERE’S THREE SONGS FROM THE TWO-WEEK PERIOD OF TIME WHEN THE CANNONBALL STORY WAS SUPER INTO MAKING RAP BEATS. OOOHHHH, SCARY!!!!!
https://thecannonballstory.bandcamp.com/album/the-cannibal-story-vi-vi-vi
GAARRRRR!!!! I HAVE RISEN ONCE MORE FROM THE DIGITAL ASH OF MY DIGITAL URN! IT IS I–THE CANNIBAL STORY–HAUNTING THE WEB PRESENCE OF THE ARTIST FORMERLY KNOWN AS THE CANNONBALL STORY!
FEAR THE BLACK SYNTH MAGIC I HAVE CONJURED FROM THE DEPTHS OF REAPER!!!!!!!!!!
The 5th Cannonball Story album, Holy Roman, is out now on Bandcamp! It’s a story-driven concept album that’s a parody of/tribute to the concept albums of the 70s and 80s. More info about the story on the Bandcamp page.
For the fourth year in a row (almost), here’s a short instrumental EP of Halloween music from Cannonball Story side project The Cannibal Story:
Hey, so it turns out animation is pretty hard. I’ll never make fun of Scooby-Doo for recycling backgrounds ever again… Anyway, here is the animated music video for “Destroy The Music” from the upcoming sixth Cannonball Story album Holy Roman.
The 4th Cannonball Story album is out now! Listen below.
Honestly, the hardest part about making Purple Rose was having to keep all the song titles so short. As anyone who saw the Halloween EP might’ve noticed, the song titles are getting a little more… verbose. We’re not quite in Sufjan Stevens Illinois territory yet in terms of song title length, but maybe one day…
Nausea In The Valley Of The Wine
Nausea In The Valley Of The Wine is gonna be a weird one. I had the foresight and good taste to cut “Alien Space Dinosaur From The 11th Century” from the tracklist, but I also haven’t cut a lot of other songs that I probably should. There will be an elephant solo.
As for the release date… it will coincide with an album a much more famous musician who also started in Garageband and and is on the verge of releasing an eclectic fourth album with kinda terrible cover art.
GARRR!!! ONCE AGAIN IT IS I, THE DEMON SPIRIT CANNIBAL STORY, AND I HAVE POSSESSED THIS PAGE.
YET AGAIN, I WILL ASSAULT YOUR MIND WITH MY MALIGNANT AURAL VIBRATIONS.
FEAR MY INCREASINGLY PROFICIENT EXCURSIONS INTO AMATEUR ELECTRONIC MUSIC! WEEP BEFORE THE POWER OF MIDI-PROGRAMMED DRUMS AND SYNTHS! BATHE IN THE BLOOD-SOAKED GLORY OF MY ATTEMPTS TO RIP-OFF LCD SOUNDSYSTEM, DISCLOSURE, KOJI KONDO, AND OTHER MIGHTY WIELDERS OF SYNTHESIZED MUSIC.
LISTEN HERE IF YOU DARE:
Well, it’s that time of the year. Leaves are falling, beer is pumpkin, and there are between 1 and 31 days until the release of the next Cannonball Story Halloween EP, The Cannibal Story III.
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